Thursday, June 18, 2009

Adam Lambert

Trash, Trash, Trash! Garbage, Garbage, Garbage! All he does is just do the same thing every time he sings, Huahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It burns, burns burns in the ring of fire, the ring of fire. Huahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The only reason that millions of people love him is probably just that in the middle of the night they fell off of their beds and woke up loving this gay singer, Adam Lambert. I mean nail polish, eye liner, ridiculous black hair! C'mon people snap out of it! To start with, he doesn't even sing good. And then he does the same thing every single time he sings, he sticks his tongue out and screams! And you wanna know what's funny 'bout this guy? It seems like he can't survive without sticking his tongue out! And then his style of singing is 80's hair band. Even if he did win American Idol, he wouldn't make it into the music industry. The only bands that still sing that style are the ones from the old days like KISS and all them. So even though he's hot right now, I'd have to say he's actually flop.

1 comment:

  1. wow! David tell me how you really feel. I think you are right on as far as this guy being a flop.