Friday, December 10, 2010

Kitchen Intruder

Well uh.... Obviously, we have a, knife in the kitchen....... GENIUS. PURE GENIUS. I love the Bed Intruder Song, and even though this dosen't even come close to how awesome the Bed Intruder song is, I LOVE it. I really for the first time am speachless. I'm thinking this is gonna be my smallest post ever. For Reals. And those of you bozos that think this video is I don't know, STUPID, We gon find you. WE GON FIND YOU. I don't know what else I could possibly say so..... Kitchen Intruder is Hot. So you can run and tell that.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Lady Gaga

Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop, Flop Bad Singer......   B-B-B-Bad Singer B-B-B-Bad Singer....... This lady blah blah is flop BIGTIME!!!!!!!!  There are MANY reasons not to like this so called "Singer". One is that she wears the weirdest clothes ever! One time she even wore RAW MEAT. Another is that she dosen't even sing. Its all just Auto tuning. Cause' don't get me wrong, I like that style of music, but the whole time its just auto tuning; and if you listen to the lyrics, they're not good. At all. Overall she's just your average American W-E-I-R-D-O. W for Weird, E for Eerie, I for Imbecile, R for Rat-Ugly, D for Dumb, and O for Octopus. (I couldn't think of anything that started with O.) So in other wors she's weird. If I were to see her on the street, I would call the cops. If I were to run for President, my campaign would be, If you vote for me, I'll make sure you don't end up like this person, and I'll put her face on the mechandise. If her respiratory system was as good as her singing, she wouldn't be able to breathe. I think you get the point, so lets get to it, The Final Countdown, Lady Gaga is........ F-L-O-P! F for Ferret looking, L fo Lunatic, O for Odd, and P for Pig.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Skinny Jeans

Welcome everybody to a new and revived D-Word! And welcome to a world of the very weird, skinny jeans and pants! I really don't see the point of skinny jeans. Especially on boys. I just think its sick seeing Joe Jonas and Justin Bieber copycats walking around with skinny pants. To me it just gross,sick and any other synonyms you can think of. Girls , ehh, I don't really care. It's just the boy's that I can't stand. You know, I was watching the Sonny with a Chance episode where they were all wearing Tawni's Extreme skinny jeans and got SPS(Skinny Pant Syndrome)and, I actually think that SPS actually kinda makes sense! I mean, since they're so tight, they stop your blood circulation!(By the way I love that episode.) So to wrap it up, for boys, skinny pants are just utter flop.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Annoying Orange

WAZZUP!!!!!!! Yo Kiwi! WAZZUP! Annoying Orange is AWESOME! It is simply the best! He is so annoying, yet he's hilarious! For those of you "Spudmuffins" who don't know 'bout Annoying Orange, it's a series of videos on Youtube about this orange who is annoying obviously and who makes you laugh! And what makes Annoying Orange so funny is that each time he talks to somebody, two things happen. 1. He gets on their nerves. 2. At the end, the fruit or vegetable he's talking to always gets chopped up by a knife. Plus he has this really annoying laugh and always insists that he's right. Like in one episode, he's talking to Tomato. Orange says, "Hey Apple!" Tomato says, "I'm a Tomato." Then he says, No your not, your an apple." And so on and so forth. Annoying orange is HOT! Make sure you check out the Annoying Orange videos!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Vancouver 2010 Opening Ceremonies

SPECTACULAR! The opening ceremonies for the Vanvouver 2010 Winter Olympic Games was awesome! At first I knew it wasn't going to be even close to Beijing. It started becoming true because they just sang the anthem and then it was the parade of nations. So I thought it was over. But then they have like snow falling and this native american walking on ice. Then more people came. The he raised the stick he was holding and banged it into the ice. And out of nowhere coming out from the ground comes this giant magical polar bear and waves its hands! And now the people are glowing. But then the ice starts breaking and they float away. Then these totem poles sprout out of the ground and turn into trees and the whole place becomes a forest. Modern people come and Sarah Mclachlan sings a song. Then later this man dressed punk appears on a flying canoe and plays the fiddle. You can see his shadow on the moon and he starts battling with the fiddle with his shadow. the these giant maple leaves float and form a platform. Then these people dressed punk come out and surrond the platform. This man on the platform yells something I'm guessing was french and everybody goes crazy and starts tap dancing and playing fiddles and going crazy! Then there is this solo of tap dancing and then they go crazy again. Everything clears on the stage and this person starts running on a plain. He flys and then these mountains come out and people on snowboards and skis start flying around the mountain. They clear and a video of the best olympic performances shows on the mountain. Later there is fireworks and then the torch comes in. He carrys the flame to somebody else and so forth and then though technical difficulties, three of four pillars rise and hold up the bonfire plate. Each person goes and lights a pillar and the pillars set the plate on fire and the crowd goes crazy. It was AWESOME! It was as good as the chinese! Clearly the Opening Ceremonies for the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics is hot! Keep checking back on D-Word for the latest news on the Vancouver 2010.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Donovan Mcnabb

Okay, Eagle fans, I hope you're reading this, because after the Cowboy's vs. Eagles playoff game, I think that it's pretty clear that your star quarterback, wait I said the wrong word, your FLOP quarterback, is a joke with a weird Arab like goatee. I mean, c'mon, when he was walking out of the tunnel into the field, he was playing air guitar, and then he gets down low! And I'm cracking up,(by cracking up, I mean making fun of him) and then the weird part comes, he hollers and throws himself onto the security wall/window with his tongue sticking out and freaks everybody out behind the window! Clearly, he was nervous and under pressure because it was the first game in the playoffs and the Cowboys beat them two times, and he was trying to cover it up by acting all crazy. Clearly Flopavann Mcnabb is flop. So you can see the embarrassing video, here it is.